So Anyone Heard Any Good Jokes?

*Cough* I once heard that there was a …  Oh never mind… someone send me a good joke or something right now!

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  1. A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. ‘Have you ever done anything of particular merit?’ St. Peter asked.

    ‘Well, I can think of one thing,’ the cowboy offered.

    ‘On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn’t listen. So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face … Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. I yelled, ‘Now, back off or I’ll kick the shit out of all of you!’

    St. Peter was impressed, ‘When did this happen?’

    ‘Couple of minutes ago.’

  2. Once upon a time, a handsome young guy asked a beautiful girl ‘Will you marry me?’
    The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after. He rode motorcycles and went fishing and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
    The End

  3. A blonde walks into a library, walks up to the librarian and says, “hi, Iʻd like a cheeseburger, fries, and a Coke.”

    The librarian looks up, looks at the blonde perplexed and says, “uh, you know this is a library right?”

    The blonde then says, “oh, okay” and in a WHISPER says, “hi, Iʻd like a cheeseburger, fries, and Coke.”…

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