Dear Santa

Thank you for not yelling at me because i was naughty on Christmas eve.

Oh also, thank you for the money the insurance wouldn’t cover for my dental work. I know the elves are short a few pairs of glasses and Ms. Claus New computer might wait a few more weeks… but I sure do appreciate my teeth.

My wife was very pleased with her “Dremmel” accessories and my son won’t put the Vtech Camera down… And I didn’t know I could turn the flash off until he nearly blinded me half the day.

Most importantly, thank you for keeping healthy this Christmas!

Oh yeah… The Beef Jerky… next year can you sneak it to me away from my wife so I don’t have to share it!

One Response

  1. If you ended up with teeth capable of navigating beef jerky, you have no worries at all (this from a total dental phobic). I’m impressed. Good for you!

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