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I Don’t Have the Balls to Eat Rocky Mountain Oysters – 18th Annual Taste of the Hawaiian Range Another Success

On Friday I got to attend the 18th Annual Mealani’s Taste of the Hawaiian Range that was held at the Hilton Waikoloa Village.

Doesn't this look good?

Doesn’t this look good?

Many folks think that the “Taste” is all about eating food from 6-8 pm, however, before the taste even begins there is a lot of preparation done by many groups and folks to make this one of the most successful food events in the State of Hawaii.

The line to get in

The line to get in

The Festival provides a venue for sustainable agricultural education, encouragement and support of locally produced agriculture products.

It's not all about meat!

It’s not all about meat!

The premiere ag-tourism event is a partnership between CTAHR, Hawaii Cattlemen’s Association, Hawaii Cattlemen’s Council, Kulana Foods, UH-Hilo CAFNRM, County of Hawaii Dept. on Environmental Management and community volunteers.

Experience

Kamehameha Schools is a Sponsor of the Event

Sponsorship also includes the Hawaii Tourism Authority, the Hawaii County Research and Development, Hawaii Community College Food Service & Culinary Program and KTA SuperStores. The quality and growth of this event are rooted in small business participation, sponsorship and in-kind donations.

Miss Kona Coffee was on hand.

Miss Kona Coffee was on hand.

At 1:30 there was a nutrition seminar geared for culinary students and food industry professionals that was presented by Justin Yu, most recently chef/owner of The Whole Ox. The Kaka‘ako restaurant creates its menu based on the availability of meat while using entire grass-feed beef and pig carcasses, one at a time.

Students learn from the best

Students learn from the best

Yu, a native of New York City where he did whole animal butchery, came to Hawai’i this spring, after working at well-known eateries like Hawker Fare in the San Francisco Bay Area.

Chef Yu shares his insights for using whole animals and locally sourced products to create food in a sustainable way.

Chef Yu shares his insights for using whole animals and locally sourced products to create food in a sustainable way.

At 3 there was a seminar on how to gook grass-fed beef which had a  staged cooking demonstration that featured Hubert Des Marais, executive chef of The Fairmont Orchid, Hawai’i, who instructed students how to prepare two cuts of grass-fed beef: boneless brisket and tongue.

Taste of the Hawaiian Range

Chef Hubert brought more than 35 years of culinary experience in the hospitality industry spanning four continents. He has garnered numerous accolades, including being named one of “America’s 10 Best Chefs” by Food and Wine Magazine and has appeared on the Food Network and cooked at the James Beard House on numerous occasions. A proponent of food sustainability, chef utilizes food prepared by local ranchers, farmers and aquaculturists while purchasing beef by whole animal carcass. At the end of the seminar, samplings of the meats were available for the students.

This was my favorite!

This was my favorite from Hualalai Grille (Beef Skirt served w/ Lobster meat)

At 5 the pre-taste began where the media had a chance to talk to the farmers and the cooks about what they had prepared without the mad rush of having to deal with the general public that came in at 6.

Chefs putting the finishing touches on some plates

Chefs putting the finishing touches on some plates

I made it a point to eat as much as I could between 5 and about 5:40 hitting up about 15 booths of food that ranged from Beef Tri Tip served by Aloha Mondays to Kalua Pork served by Mahina Café.

Kalua in wonton shells, sweet potato on haupia.  Underneath the Kalua there was a little dash of poi.

Kalua pig in wonton shells, sweet potato on haupia. Underneath the Kalua there was a little dash of poi.

This year, I told myself I would try something different and I was going to try and eat the recipe that contained the Rocky Mountain Oysters that were served by the Mauna Kea Beach Hotel.

I met the chef and he assured me they were edible!

I met the chef and he assured me they were edible!

I actually had about 10 folks willing to pitch in to the Hawaii Island Food Basket if I were to complete the task of eating a cow ball and being able to suck it down.

This was a real cow ball... but it's now how they were served.

This was a real cow ball… but it’s now how they were served.

Chef Peter Pahk sliced up the oysters and then grilled them Korean style with organic lettuce, jasmine rice and Ko Choo Jung dipping sauce.

The Oyster Display

The Oyster Display

I was expecting them to taste a little bit like Korean Chicken but boy was I in for a major surprise.

Sliced and Diced Rocky Mountain Oysters!

Sliced and Diced Rocky Mountain Oysters!

I don’t know what happened and everyone says its mind over matter when eating things like this… but the second I took a big bite of the concoction and started to chew… the back of my tongue just closed up against my throat and I got this instant sick sensation and I felt the need to puke.  I tried my best to swallow it down… I just couldn’t do it.

Thankfully I didn’t swallow it because I probably would have heaved it up.  I did my best to discreetly cover my mouth with my hand and I spit it out into my hand and then dumped it into a recycled food bin that was set up for pig slop.

Thankfully these were nearby!

Thankfully these were nearby!

I quickly went to the drink station and drank about 4 cups of soda.  I couldn’t shake the taste from my mouth so I quickly went to the dessert station and had some sweets to try and take away the bitter taste that I had in mouth.

Opening Pule

Opening Pule

At 5:45 Kahu Danny Akaka offered a Pule Hoʻomaka (Opening Prayer) inside the ballroom and then at 6:00 he moved outside and blew the “Pu” (conch shell) and untied the Maile celebrating the beginning of the 18th Annual Taste of Hawaiian Range.

The official opening to the public

The official opening to the public

A little history about Friday’s agriculture showcase is that it started in 1996 as the Mealani Forage Field Day and A Taste of the Hawaiian Range. During the day, Mealani hosted an on-site Forage Field Day with tours of the forage gardens, educational seminars for ranchers and food producers, plus presentations by top, ag-related speakers, such as Jo Robinson, best-selling author of “Pasture Perfect” and eatwild.com. In the evening, Taste sampling was enjoyed by the public in the Kahilu Town Hall.  The event soon outgrew the location in Waimea and moved to it’s current location at the Hilton Waikoloa Village.

My son caught this picture of my wife and I walking down the corridor.

My son caught this picture of my wife and I walking down the corridor.

I got a chance to talk to one of the organizers Fern Gavalek and she stated that she thought the crowd was a little larger then last year but they haven’t got the official numbers in just yet.  Last year there was over 2,000 people in attendance including folks that attended the event, student volunteers, student chefs and restaurant staff folks manning the booths.

Video Courtesy of Big Island Video News:
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You can click on the pictures below for a larger version of the pictures:

Federal Worker to Eat Cow Ball for Charity During Government Shutdown

The following post first appeared on the HuffPost Hawaii Site:

After moving to Hawaii in 1993, I’ve had chances to eat things many folks don’t get an opportunity to on the mainland.

Unfortunately, I have a very weak stomach and I don’t take advantage of all the great foods that Hawaii has to offer. Whether a common food, such as raw fish, or a staple such as poi, I just can’t seem to stomach them.

Cow balls getting ready to be cooked.

Cow balls getting ready to be cooked.

The last few years I’ve been invited to the Big Island of Hawaii’s premier food and agriculture event, the Mealani Taste of the Hawaiian Range at the Hilton Waikoloa Village, where I’ve been able to sample and eat every part of a cow so far, except for, well… it’s BALLS, otherwise known as Rocky Mountain Oysters.

I don’t know why I’ve been so fearful of eating this part of a steer other then the thought of it pretty much disgusts me and churns my stomach. I’m sure I’ve probably had a few cow balls mixed in to my regular hamburger meat at times… it’s just I wouldn’t have known it.

I’ve always believed that if you have a fear of something, you should tackle that fear head-on. Why continue to live in fear of something when you can get over your fear and move past it?

I asked the following question to my friends on Facebook:

1. Have you ever eaten Rocky Mountain Oysters and what did they taste like to you?
2. If you had the chance to eat them in the past…. and didn’t eat them… why didn’t you?

Most of my friends said they tasted like chicken, but then I got this one comment from Leilehua Yuen: “I’ve eaten them prepared very well – tasted a bit like a cross between sweetbreads and brain. And I’ve eaten them prepared poorly – very salty and overcooked so they were too hard to chew. Both times, they had been breaded and deep-fried. Ono (good) with beer!”

Yes, Leilehua said, “BRAIN”!

As I said before, I have to move past my fears and I figured this year at the Taste of the Hawaiian Range I would volunteer to eat a Rocky Mountain Oyster if folks would pitch in for a non-profit charity. I will videotape my tasting and put it on my website.

"Snip"

“Snip”

I didn’t know what type of response I would get but then the offers to watch me choke down a cow ball started coming in. The local automobile magazine, Hawaii Motorhead was the first to pitch in so I offered them the opportunity to pick the non-profit and they have chosen The Food Basket, Inc. (a network that provides food for low income and homeless folks here on the Big Island of Hawaii).

After just a week of posting my offer to swallow down a cow ball and through generous contributions from Hawaii Motorhead, Craig Watanabe, Lucy Denise K. Mossman, Chris Henry, Dustin Acdal, Matt and Kehau Sproat (who don’t want to see the video as it’s too gross for them), Laura Kinoshita of Kinoshita Communications, Mahealani and Kevin Dayton as well as Mark Hinshaw I have now raised over $300 for the island’s food bank.

At the 18th Annual Taste of the Hawaiian Range, between 6-8 p.m. October 4, is where I will be filmed eating this cow ball… and yes, I will have a big glass of water next to me to wash it down. Wouldn’t it be funny if I actually ended up liking the “oyster”?

Thankfully Rocky Mountain Oysters are not the only thing on the menu as the “Taste” will offer 35 restaurants preparing numerous cuts of grass-fed beef–plus lamb, mutton, goat and feral and domestic pork.

And for all you vegetarians out there who I may have completely disgusted with this post, the Taste of the Hawaiian Range is not all about meat, although to this meat lover it seems like it at times but there will also be over 40 agriculture and educational booths for folks to peruse.

So I ask… how much money would it take for you to eat a Rocky Mountain Oyster?

Want to pitch in on this challenge?????

Wordless Wednesday – Do You Know What These Are?

Well the 17th Annual Mealani Taste of the Hawaiian Range is coming up in a few weeks and this past weekend my wife and son took part in a “Round Up”.

You know what these are?

This may give you a hint: