Many folks have ruled out the fact that UH could actually beat #1 ranked USC this weekend.
Here are my top 5 reasons why UH could beat USC this weekend:
- #5 University of Hawaii is named after a warrior and not a condom
- #4 USC Players will be too busy looking to get “leid” by UH fans traveling to California.
- #3 Vili the Warrior Mascot won’t be around to embarrass the team
- #2 Colt Brennan or his girlfriend won’t be driving the team bus
- #1 Stevie Wonder has committed to play a concert at Stan Sheriff if University of Hawaii wins.