Building the Perfect Kid Trap

A couple of months ago, my Father-in-Law helped UH Farms rebuild one of their pig traps.  Now he’s building one for himself.

I’ve got a better use for it!

1. Load Trap with Child's Favorite Candy Bar at end of Trap

1. Load Trap with Child's Favorite Candy Bar at end of Trap

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2. Convince child the cage is meant for him when he's being naughty

2. Make sure width of trap is large enough so child cannot create leverage to bend bars.

3. Make sure width of trap is large enough so child cannot create leverage to bend bars.

4. Sell child traps to other parents

4. Sell child traps to other parents

Mom warning.!!! Your comment will not be posted.  I already know what it will or would be!

I accept Visa/MC/AMEX and Paypal… I can throw in the naughty kid for a day at a time for extra!

Interactive Easter Egg Hunt for Us Big Kids

Census Workers… Turnover Rate WAS About 100%

I just noticed this article about census workers from the mainland and the following caught my attention:

…We’re attempting to attract top talent” willing to complete their jobs, said Christy, who explained the bureau began offering market-relative wages after 1990, when, according to data compiled by Bloomberg News, national unemployment was about 5.6 percent, census workers were paid at a much lower level and the turnover rate for counters was about 100 percent. The bureau expects this year’s turnover at around 30 percent…

I can see why the turnover rate would be 100% if I wasn’t getting paid decently. I actually take it more like I’m getting paid to exercise!

Happy Easter

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